Monday, November 5, 2007

Annoymous

I learnt a lot when I reach here in Perth. I learn how to be patient when other are being a bitch or a bastard. I learnt how to HELP my housemates clean up THEIR mess. I learn so much in so little time.

And this summer time, I learnt a very important and meaningful thing. I learnt the elegant way of walking, looking and its only available for people to learn during summer. When walking outside during summer, you can see that everyone had learnt the way of elegant.

I'm sure you guys want to know what is this elegant thing so interesting that made everyone in perth or Aussie wanna learn about. Well the way of elegant is actually a combination of hands movement, legs movement and also facial expression/movement too.

First of all, you must either beside or some where as long as you are not in your house. Secondly is your legs movement, you have to move around either walk or jog or even run as long as you are moving and you are happy (if you don't move, you will regret). Thirdly is the important part, you start waving your hands in front of your face "ELEGANTLY". from left to right, up to down, all you do just wave like you never wave before and must be in elegant way. Fourthly, your facial expression must be like something annoying you or something is there bugging you.


Now after teaching you the way of elegant, I'm sure there are a lot of question marks going around saying what the hell am I blogging about right ?!?

I will tell you the side effect of the elegant way comes with a consequence and its also what I hates a lot and annoy me alot during this summer time. The effect side is the FLIES !! damn flies are all around the city, the country and you cant run away from them !! They are only around during summer time and they are very damn annoying. Always flying infront of your eyes, around you and they even sometimes stop on your lips, glasses, nose and face !!!

And with the flies bugging me, I learnt the elegant way just like those Miss universe or those beauty contest where all the girls wave to people elegantly but this waving is by waving infront of your face. Summer is here and I have no ideas how am I going to survive through the flies war here...

Guys if you notice I did not update my blog after this post....it means the flies have beaten me....

2 comments:

Emelyne said...

I totally agree with u!! Damn those flies! I wave all the way from home to bus stop and from bus stop to home all the time =.= Happy flies war!

jack-jack said...

hahah yalar so i now dun wan go out liaw...sien la..